Funny 70th Birthday Accent Coffee Mug
Funny 70th Birthday Accent Coffee Mug
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| 2 | 15% | $29.38 |
| 3 | 20% | $27.65 |
| 4 or more | 25% | $25.92 |
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Description
Ten in dog years, which is the good way to say seventy
The arithmetic checks out and nobody has to say the number out loud. Hand-lettered type, stacked tight, black on white with a black accent handle - a funny 70th birthday mug that makes the joke once and then just gets on with holding coffee.
A milestone birthday gift that is not a card
Seventieth birthday gifts tend to arrive in two flavours: solemn keepsakes or over-the-hill gags that stop being funny by lunchtime. This one sits in between. The joke is warm rather than pointed, it does not mention age or decline, and the mug outlasts the party by years.
Good for the dog person turning seventy
The line lands hardest with someone who has always had a dog and has done this maths before. It works as a gift for grandpa, a gift for grandma, a retirement present, or the thing you bring to a family dinner when a card would not carry the weight.
Sizes
11 oz is the standard coffee mug. 15 oz gives the lettering more room and suits anyone who fills the cup properly. The black accent handle and interior pick up the ink of the type, so the whole thing stays two-tone.
Material
White ceramic with a coloured interior and handle
A white ceramic body with a glossy finish, finished with a coloured inside and handle for an eye-catching contrast against your design.
Multiple colour options
Choose from a range of interior and handle colours to suit the artwork.
C-shaped handle
An ergonomic handle that gives a comfortable grip.
Lead and BPA-free
Safe for daily use with hot and cold drinks. Blank product sourced from China.
Size & fit
Two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l). All measurements refer to the product itself.
| 11oz | 15oz | |
|---|---|---|
| Height | 3.78 in / 9.6 cm | 4.76 in / 12.1 cm |
| Diameter | 3.23 in / 8.2 cm | 3.39 in / 8.6 cm |
Shipping & returns
Made to order. Each mug is printed once you order it, so allow a little production time on top of the shipping estimate above. Ordering for a birthday or a holiday? Order earlier than you think you need to.
Packed for the post. Every mug ships in protective packaging.
Returns. Each mug is printed to order, so we cannot take returns for change of mind. If yours arrives damaged, misprinted or not the design you ordered, email us within 30 days with a photo and we will replace it or refund you in full — no need to send anything back. Full details in our Refund Policy.
Care instructions
Clean in the dishwasher, or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Microwave-safe for heating food and drinks. Avoid abrasive scourers, which dull the glossy finish over time.
Funny 70th Birthday Accent Coffee Mug
