{"product_id":"70th-birthday-hand-lettered-ceramic-coffee-mug","title":"Funny 70th Birthday Hand Lettered Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTen in dog years, which is the kind way to say seventy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-lettered type, stacked tight and set slightly off-kilter, black on plain white ceramic. The maths is the joke and nobody has to say the number out loud - which is most of what you want from a 70th birthday gift. The lettering is drawn rather than typeset, so it reads warmer than a bold slogan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA 70th birthday gift for him or her that is not a card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePresents for someone turning seventy tend to split into solemn keepsakes and over-the-hill gags that stop being funny by lunchtime. This one sits between the two. It never mentions age or decline, and the mug is still in the cupboard rotation long after the party is cleared up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eEspecially good for the dog person\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line lands hardest with someone who has always had a dog and has done this calculation out loud about their own. A natural gift for grandpa, a gift for grandma, a retirement present, or the thing you bring to a family dinner when a card will not carry it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTwo lettering styles, two mug finishes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the hand-lettered design on a plain white mug. The same joke also comes in a bolder version with a paw print in place of the zero, and both come with a black accent handle if you want more contrast. 11 oz is the standard coffee size; 15 oz gives the lettering more room.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Memoires","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":59359158305093,"sku":"63375961852191780207","price":28.82,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":59359158337861,"sku":"21230013990168020904","price":37.46,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1058\/8631\/8917\/files\/70th-birthday-hand-lettered-ceramic-coffee-mug-01.jpg?v=1789480062","url":"https:\/\/yourmemoires.com\/products\/70th-birthday-hand-lettered-ceramic-coffee-mug","provider":"Memoires","version":"1.0","type":"link"}