{"product_id":"70th-birthday-funny-ceramic-coffee-mug","title":"Funny 70th Birthday Paw Print Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTen in dog years, which is the kind way to say seventy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold condensed type with a paw print standing in for the zero. The maths is the joke and nobody has to say the number out loud, which is most of what you want from a 70th birthday gift. Black on plain white ceramic, so it reads clearly from across a kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA 70th birthday gift for him or her that is not a card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGifts for someone turning seventy tend to split into solemn keepsakes and over-the-hill gags that stop being funny by lunchtime. This one sits between the two. The joke is warm rather than pointed, it never mentions age or decline, and the mug is still in use long after the party is cleared up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eEspecially good for the dog person\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line lands hardest with someone who has always had a dog and has done this calculation before, probably out loud, about their own dog. That makes it a natural gift for grandpa, a gift for grandma, a retirement present, or the thing you bring to a family dinner when a card will not carry it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11 oz is the standard coffee mug size. 15 oz gives the lettering more room and suits anyone who fills the cup properly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Memoires","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":59352098570565,"sku":"11302585274065016941","price":28.82,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":59352098603333,"sku":"19033845894504673871","price":37.46,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1058\/8631\/8917\/files\/70th-birthday-funny-ceramic-coffee-mug-01.jpg?v=1789424359","url":"https:\/\/yourmemoires.com\/products\/70th-birthday-funny-ceramic-coffee-mug","provider":"Memoires","version":"1.0","type":"link"}