{"product_id":"70th-birthday-funny-accent-coffee-mug","title":"Funny 70th Birthday Accent Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTen in dog years, which is the good way to say seventy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe arithmetic checks out and nobody has to say the number out loud. Hand-lettered type, stacked tight, black on white with a black accent handle - a funny 70th birthday mug that makes the joke once and then just gets on with holding coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA milestone birthday gift that is not a card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeventieth birthday gifts tend to arrive in two flavours: solemn keepsakes or over-the-hill gags that stop being funny by lunchtime. This one sits in between. The joke is warm rather than pointed, it does not mention age or decline, and the mug outlasts the party by years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eGood for the dog person turning seventy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line lands hardest with someone who has always had a dog and has done this maths before. It works as a gift for grandpa, a gift for grandma, a retirement present, or the thing you bring to a family dinner when a card would not carry the weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11 oz is the standard coffee mug. 15 oz gives the lettering more room and suits anyone who fills the cup properly. The black accent handle and interior pick up the ink of the type, so the whole thing stays two-tone.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Memoires","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":59351878762821,"sku":"32319765300875916414","price":34.58,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15oz","offer_id":59351878795589,"sku":"16756503758359868497","price":41.79,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1058\/8631\/8917\/files\/im-10-in-dog-years-accent-coffee-mug-01.jpg?v=1789423233","url":"https:\/\/yourmemoires.com\/products\/70th-birthday-funny-accent-coffee-mug","provider":"Memoires","version":"1.0","type":"link"}